Top Ten Reasons for Missing Geology Class...
Valid excuses submitted by actual students...all of these are true!
· I went down to Cabo San Lucas for Spring break and decided to stay a few more days.
· I'm an exterminator, and a bee hive broke open inside my truck (ouch!).
· Dude, the surf was up! (okay, I made this one up...)
· I thought the semester ended after spring break.
· I didn’t realize I was enrolled in your class and went to another class instead.
· I was helping my dad perform surgeries down in South America.
· I was up in LA appearing on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
· I’m a florist and had to work overtime on Valentine’s Day.
· I was in jail.
And the number one answer...
· I had to take my oath of citizenship (how cool is that!)